A rohadt leggings szűk és meg kellett állnom egy nyilvános parkolóban pisilni, nedves lett a szőrös puncim

Hello, I'm in my car and I'm parked like in a little shopping mall here.

The main road's over there.

But I have to pee so hopefully nobody will come out.

It's kind of dark out here. I've got to find, I have to find a lighter place.

I can't go here because there's...