A hunk tetovált mostohaapa a mostohafiába löki a szörnyeteg farkát

Archie? Boy, why am I here? Why is the principal's office calling me?

They should be calling your mom. I'm your stepdad. At least they could be calling your real dad.

I'm sorry. I really messed up.

Okay, well, what did you do this time?

I'm not in compliance with the dress code.